
I plan to take this pic to a bakery and ask if they can do something like it for me. They'll ask for more pictures of me so they can bake my likeness and I'll say, "No no, I want THIS cake..."
It'll be fabulous.
Laughter Is Happiness
The Brand New Lighted Nutz line is a riot! You have these nuts wired to plug into your trailer hitch lights and you can have different colors for different actions....ie, if you turn right, your right nut blinks, if you turn left your left one blinks. If you backup, a white light appears through the nuts, driving lights can be red.....just check it out to believe it!
From: ----Sent: Monday, July 28, 2008 7:21 PM
To: undisclosed-recipients:
Subject: perfect product!
Dear Truck Nuts and More,
I LOVE your product! They're the perfect form of expression for me as a man (besides my 4x4). I won't litter my bumper with stickers (besides my "You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!" sticker) but a shiny pair of chrome blue balls is perfect for me! They're even full of veins and in mismatched sizes, just like my real ones! (but mine aren't blue, HAHAHAHA!) Something about them just makes me feel, well, more ballsy when I'm driving. Like a man should!
I have a question though. Can I get a big set of foam-rubber, pink udders for my girlfriend? She'd love it! Just imagine it, the whole world could see her big, pink, sweet teats hanging off the back of her car!
Let me know and thanks for your time!
Sincerely,
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He wrote back:
Sales - Mister Cojones to you and undisclosed-recipients: - 58 min agoRE: perfect product!Full Message
Hey ----:
Wish I had something as udderly delectable as that for your girlfriend but I don’t. If you happen to find some, let me know!